apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
God, I missed his penis.
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