You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Quick, to the slutcave!
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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