you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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