it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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