Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
he had hair everywhere except his balls
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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