do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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