Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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