i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
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