Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Randomize
