Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
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Oh Jesus.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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