it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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