every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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