Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
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