11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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