theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
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