Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Randomize
