I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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