doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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