You just made me feel so damn special
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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