That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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