i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Randomize
