for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
The beers last night were like the tears from god
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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