That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
She's the barista slut.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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