Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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