I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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