She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
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