I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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