we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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