the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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