Midget sex pt 2 tonight
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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