you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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