ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
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