What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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