We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
Randomize
