You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
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