She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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