I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
So vagazzling was a success
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
Randomize
