Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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