these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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