i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
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