Your tits are I can't wait for
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Randomize
