After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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