..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
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