he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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