My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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