So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
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