I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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