After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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