Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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