Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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