then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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