We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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