they need to just BURY HIM!
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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