Who did Billy Mays play for?
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
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