tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Randomize