Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
I'm really busy with my period
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